At She Squats Clothing, we make funny workout shirts that make you smile! Our collections of award winning ugly Christmas sweaters, workout tanks and lifestyle clothing are truly one of a kind. The twisted half-pints from the North Pole have done it again with our new holiday collections!


This is not your typical store. In fact, at She Squats Clothing, we strive to be different. Our funny workout shirts are designed from the bottom up, mixing traditional styles with modern humor. Our slogan is “Not your momma’s workout shirt,” and you’ll know why when you see our collection of workout tanks and tshirts. At, you can easily browse our full collection of ugly Christmas sweaters, funny workout shirts, accessories and more. She Squats Clothing prides itself on being the number one workout tank retailer in the country and selling more gym tanks than any company out there.


Here at She Squats Clothing, we’re known from the North Pole to the South Pole for having some of the funniest holiday apparel on the market. We’re the best at helping you look your best (or worst) all through the winter season. It’s not enough to mimic the awful hand-made monstrosities created by amateur knitters. Our sweaters put all other ugly Christmas sweaters to shame - well, by being shameless. We know you’ll find a style that really jingles your bells.

How did this whole funny workout shirt company get started? It all began 4 years ago. A Marine and his wife aka swolemate decided they wanted funny workout shirts for the gym. So they decided that making their own gym tanks was their best bet! Fast forward 3 years and we have the most unique gym tank tops and funny workout tanks available!

Why have funny workout clothes and shirts become so popular? Maybe it’s the recent fad diets or Crossfit that has caused such an uprising. Or maybe people have been wearing funny workout shirts and statement tees for a long time, duh!

Our designs range from family-friendly ugly Christmas sweaters to adult-themed inappropriate Christmas sweaters to funny workout shirts. Be sure to look twice, because what might appear to be a classic Fair Isle reindeer pattern could actually be rated I for Inappropriate.

Grab the eye-wash, because things are about to get even better. Our workout clothes and Ugly Christmas sweaters are just half the picture, we have workout shirts, workout shorts, gym tanks, gym shirts, gym sweaters, competition sweaters and more!


Each She Squats Clothing workout shirt is quality tested to ensure the best experience possible for our customers. We pride ourselves on customer service, and our customer service agents are on standby waiting for your call, email or chat.

We also ship to over 200 countries. Lastly, you can confidently shop on our website because we are McAfee Secured, Norton Secured, and have an A+ rating with the BBB. We also accept all major credit cards on all of your purchases for your convenience. We take this job very seriously and are intent on making the world a better place, one funny workout shirt at a time.


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